They say God never gives us more than we can handle but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.
Blaize Clement
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Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. Ill bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a fivemile radius.
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I love the unabashed overbuttered overcreamed deepfried gooey oversugared excessiveness of Amish food
- Blaize Clement