If I had eyebrows like two rainbows Id probably make love like a leprechaun. But its cool because with that pot of gold Id have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows Id probably make love like a leprechaun. But its cool because with that pot of gold Id have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.
Jarod Kintz

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Its a clich to say that men think with their penises. But its a fact. And penises are notoriously stupid. My penis for example probably only has an IQ of 144 or about 12 times its length in inches when limp.
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Im on a government watch list. But Im not interested because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.
- Jarod Kintz

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows Id probably make love like a leprechaun. But its cool because with that pot of gold Id have plenty of money to pay the prostitute. Jarod Kintz

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows Id probably make love like a leprechaun. But its cool because with that pot of gold Id have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.
Jarod Kintz