Handcuffs barely wrap around the girth of my penis. I should run for Congress. - "Jarod Kintz"

Handcuffs barely wrap around the girth of my penis. I should run for Congress.
Jarod Kintz

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She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is she was standing next to the kind of woman Id like to make love to.
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