Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car.
Jarod Kintz
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Of course if I had misbehaved that day my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce with water on top instead of dressing. It was like cabbage soup without the dignity.
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A blanket can be wrapped around ones head and used as a helmet. Its particularly appropriate if you wear your blanket helmet during a pillow fight with me because unbeknownst to you Ill have a brick stuffed at the bottom of my pillowcase.
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