Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.
P.J. O’Rourke
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Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about “character issues.”
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We have no one to blame for the Kennedys but ourselves. We took the Kennedys to heart of our own accord. We did it not because we respected them or thought what they proposed was good, but because they were pretty. We wanted to hug their golden tousled heads to our dumpy breasts.
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