I made a graph of my emotions a chart and when I looked it over I was amazed to notice that the day Agatha broke up with me looked identical to the stock market crash of 1929. I thought I was the Irving Fisher of love.
Jarod Kintz
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I wish I could sculpt my shadow into my night clone and it could be out earning me money while I slept instead of being folded up neatly in my underwear drawer like it is now.
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Every time the wind blows I think of her. I wonder if I could generate electricity off my yearning. Maybe a mind wind farm of some kind. Hopefully I could provide enough power for all the lonely people in my bathtub to stay warm.
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