Ive often wondered why more science textbooks dont tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish are dead prostitutes.

Ive often wondered why more science textbooks dont tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish are dead prostitutes.
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Ive often wondered why more science textbooks dont tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish are dead prostitutes. Jarod Kintz

Ive often wondered why more science textbooks dont tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish are dead prostitutes.
Jarod Kintz