Once I pulled a job I was so stupid. I picked a guys pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. Rodney Dangerfield Next Quote Im not a hypochondriac but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am. - Rodney Dangerfield Previous Quote I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasnt a professional the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield