I want to be a naughty pirate because when I put on that eye patch it barely covers my genitals.
Jarod Kintz
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Starting tomorrow I will stop procrastinating. Or of Im too busy putting things off Ill start the following day.
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I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. Its not cigarette smoke but Id understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it.
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