A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together.
Garrison Keillor
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table Theres nothing wrong with them but its hard to stop thinking about.
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When you wage war on the public schools youre attacking the mortar that holds the community together. Youre not a conservative youre a vandal.
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