Hed laugh in my face then Id slice him to ribbons and then hed break my neck - "Ilona Andrews"

Hed laugh in my face then Id slice him to ribbons and then hed break my neck
Ilona Andrews

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You know she said stirring her tea the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed.
I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. Hed run like he was on fire.
- Ilona Andrews
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Put your badass face on and follow me.
- Ilona Andrews