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I slipped on a turtleneck laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they werent called turtlenecks I wouldnt have worn them.
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He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I dont want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing outofuniform Santa.
- Augusten Burroughs