Your fate is like a new jar of peanut butter. It may be sealed but you can choose whether it is smooth or crunchy.
Jarod Kintz
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I wish somebody would combine tasers and dildos and test the devices out on all the politicians in Washington DC. Well all the politicians except Barney Frank whod actually derive pleasure from the experiment.
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A blanket could be used to show love by providing warmth comfort and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch.
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