I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.
Jarod Kintz
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If my doctor told me I only had five minutes to live Id probably change all the clocks in my house because theyre all five minutes fast and I want to know exactly how much time I have left so I can use it wisely.
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Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately most of them do not keep those promises.
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