I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.
Jarod Kintz
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Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm when we kick them all to the street. Theyll be warm but theyll be bruised because well continue kicking them after theyre in the street.
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A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators 2013s going to be a blanket of a year.
- Jarod Kintz