Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm when we kick them all to the street. Theyll be warm but theyll be bruised because well continue kicking them after theyre in the street.
Jarod Kintz
-
Next Quote
Im in disguise. Im disguised as myself and Im a master of disguise so thats why you couldnt tell I was in disguise. Not even my clone could tell.
- Jarod Kintz -
Previous Quote
I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.
- Jarod Kintz -