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  If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.
  - Samantha Bee
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  It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.
  - Samantha Bee