On a busy day twentytwo thousand people come to visit Santa and I was told that it is an elfs lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.
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Whats the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis Ill tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a week or two it will eventually grow a beard.
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We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
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