I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded so I had to leave the restaurant because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.

I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded so I had to leave the restaurant because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.
Jarod Kintz

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I think we should model parts of the English language after the Inuits who have 52 words for snow. Why dont we have 52 words for love Instead I have to rely on metaphors like Her love was as pure as yellow snow.
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My dad was born poor made a fortune during his life and then died suddenlymurdered by his only son leaving his vast estate to a daughter I didnt know he had.
- Jarod Kintz

I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded so I had to leave the restaurant because I quit drinking gasoline years ago. Jarod Kintz

I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded so I had to leave the restaurant because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.
Jarod Kintz