I can provide a witness who didnt see me at the scene of the crime. That witness can also prove they didnt see me anywhere else either thus showing that I didnt exist at that moment in time.
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I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language. I fell asleep in the fetal position in her cats litter box. Ah twas a great night. Ill never forget dancing with an albino under the stars.
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