I can provide a witness who didnt see me at the scene of the crime. That witness can also prove they didnt see me anywhere else either thus showing that I didnt exist at that moment in time.

I can provide a witness who didnt see me at the scene of the crime. That witness can also prove they didnt see me anywhere else either thus showing that I didnt exist at that moment in time.
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I can provide a witness who didnt see me at the scene of the crime. That witness can also prove they didnt see me anywhere else either thus showing that I didnt exist at that moment in time. Jarod Kintz

I can provide a witness who didnt see me at the scene of the crime. That witness can also prove they didnt see me anywhere else either thus showing that I didnt exist at that moment in time.
Jarod Kintz