When our dreams were nothing more than pancake batter I was there for her making breakfast.
Jarod Kintz
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To me beer tastes like piss. Maybe thats why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.
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I can provide a witness who didnt see me at the scene of the crime. That witness can also prove they didnt see me anywhere else either thus showing that I didnt exist at that moment in time.
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