I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman Wheres the selfhelp section She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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Capitalism tries for a delicate balance It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other peoples stuff.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to f**k.
- George Carlin