I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I dont remember myself. So its fact based on secondhand information and trust.
Jarod Kintz
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Yesterday I saved a baby a boy a man and an old man from death and all by simply not impregnating anybody. But I dont consider myself a hero. Merely heroic and also unable to reach any of my lady friends on the phone.
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Bricks could be used to make shoes out of. Just as brick houses are better than wooden houses so too would brick shoes be better than wooden shoes. Just ask the Dutch. Im sure theyd be lining up to buy my new line of brick running shoes.
- Jarod Kintz