Look PETA If God hadnt wanted us to eat animals he wouldnt have made them so darn tasty
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Cynicism masquerades as wisdom but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics dont learn anything. Because cynicism is a selfimposed blindness a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us.
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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with nonalcoholic beer and furious dryhumping.
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