I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. Mitch Hedberg Next Quote I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg Previous Quote Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' - Mitch Hedberg