Capitalism tries for a delicate balance It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other peoples stuff.
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Gotta have my make up in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best Maybe hell punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesnt mark up my face. Hes so thoughtful
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman Wheres the selfhelp section She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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