If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
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