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I think the two greatest inventions in the history of mankind are the remote control and the fingernail clipper. Now if someone could just combine those two Id be very eager to clip my nails from across the room.
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A blanket is a sanctuary a place where a man can enjoy his banana in peace. I laid a few grapes on grandmas headstone and I remembered her as she was when she first died.
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