I think the two greatest inventions in the history of mankind are the remote control and the fingernail clipper. Now if someone could just combine those two Id be very eager to clip my nails from across the room.
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A blanket could be used as a tank if you rearrange the letters and leave out the leb. But why would you leave out the leb Thats the most dangerous part. The leb is the most dangerous part because its the unknown.
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God ordered the world and all things in it and I ordered a pizza and all things on it.
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