The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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A tailor walks into a lawyer and the bar says I like your suit. And the tailor replies This morning I spotted a nonsequitur detective. Dont worry he didnt follow me.
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I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side.
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