A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table Theres nothing wrong with them but its hard to stop thinking about.
Garrison Keillor
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My God rich people have the time to praise You if they want to but the poor people are so busy accept their work as praise because my God they dont have time for everything.
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together.
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