I have a real problem keeping friends. Im always running out of space in my freezer. - "Jarod Kintz"

I have a real problem keeping friends. Im always running out of space in my freezer.
Jarod Kintz

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If artists often get famous posthumously then there is only one thing for me to dofake my own death. Or I could just wait for science to give me a clone and kill him instead. Hell get my credit and Ill get his money.
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Friends are like orgasms you can never have too many but just try to watch out for the fake ones.
- Jarod Kintz