A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity but an apple offers a tastier option.
Jarod Kintz
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I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.
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A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign.
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