I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.

I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.
Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as an option either swallow the brick or swallow your pride. Most people would probably rather swallow the brick. If you give me a tall glass of orange juice Ill swallow two bricks at a time.
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A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity but an apple offers a tastier option.
- Jarod Kintz

I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. Jarod Kintz

I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.
Jarod Kintz