Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didnt turn it on.

Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didnt turn it on.
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Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didnt turn it on. Erma Bombeck

Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didnt turn it on.
Erma Bombeck