Whats the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis Ill tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a...

Whats the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis Ill tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a week or two it will eventually grow a beard.
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Oh for Christs sake I hear. Can we please just try to have a good time This is like ordering someone to find you attractive and it doesnt work. Ive tried it.
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On a busy day twentytwo thousand people come to visit Santa and I was told that it is an elfs lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.
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Whats the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis Ill tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a week or two it will eventually grow a beard. David Sedaris

Whats the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis Ill tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a week or two it will eventually grow a beard.
David Sedaris