If my last name were Om Id want my first name to be Fred. Fred Om isnt worth fighting for but an extra e is.
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My grandmother is dating a grandfather clock and Ive started wearing a wristwatch on my ankle. I also wear my love for Agatha like a raincoat and I am jealous of every umbrella I see.
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Love has a certain weightlessness to it much as my meaty penis would on the moon.
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