I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather to have that new car smell all the time.
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I want to go to Marthas Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by that name. Neither one is related to me.
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My grandmother is dating a grandfather clock and Ive started wearing a wristwatch on my ankle. I also wear my love for Agatha like a raincoat and I am jealous of every umbrella I see.
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