Oh Blimey ORileys pantyhose....What is the point of Shakespeare I know he is a genius and so on but he does rave on. What light doth through yonder window break Its the bloody moon for God sake Will get a grip
Louise Rennison
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My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up
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And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you I wouldnt put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring I think they are drilling.
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