6th grade. My dog Katie is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didnt love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind.

6th grade. My dog Katie is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didnt love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind.
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6th grade. My dog Katie is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didnt love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind. Eugene Mirman

6th grade. My dog Katie is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didnt love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind.
Eugene Mirman