Rivera rubbed his temples. Satan told you to do it he said wearily.
No.
Elvis
I told you its supernatural.
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And I was all Dont be gross you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and Ill pepperspray you until you fry. You have to be stern with weenie waggersIve been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times so I know.
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Its wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm only to have it abused by amateurs.
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