A tickle an itch and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drinking a thermos full of epidermis and I thought this must be what love feels like.
Jarod Kintz
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Please allow me a moment to put my penis back where it belongs. I should never have taken it out of its plastic wrapping before youd finished opening all your other gifts.
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The truth is like a nipple the more you twist it the more somebody is going to get hurt.
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