The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasnt around to propose to her. Jarod Kintz Next Quote I want to go to all the topless bars in America and try to sell every single one of them a roof. - Jarod Kintz Previous Quote Ive always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car with a note affixed to the body that reads Im sorry. - Jarod Kintz