Hes a scientist. Hes never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.
Christy Leigh Stewart
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My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.
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The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
- Christy Leigh Stewart