I want to grow a Loyalty Beard to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream. - "Jarod Kintz"

I want to grow a Loyalty Beard to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.
Jarod Kintz

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Due to state laws the restaurant was nonsmoking which as a nonsmoker pleases me but as a Libertarian it pisses me off.
- Jarod Kintz
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I collect collectivisms. Ive already got socialism and communism and all I need is fascism to complete the set. Im looking to trade my dusty democracy but Uncle Sam isnt interested in a deal at this time.
- Jarod Kintz