Im not exactly sympathetic but I do have a big heart. I have to to be able to pump all the blood required to operate my massive penis.
Jarod Kintz
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Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero and it looks great hidden behind a mask.
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A brick makes an excellent window cleaner if you throw it hard enough. Before you know it your window will look so clean youd think it had been replaced with a new one.
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