I love you Lucien but I am a muse you are an artist I am not here to make you comfortable.
Christopher Moore
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Thats the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.
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And I was all Dont be gross you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and Ill pepperspray you until you fry. You have to be stern with weenie waggersIve been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times so I know.
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