Almost everyone first realized they were becoming a grown woman when some dude did something nasty to them. ...It was mostly men yelling shit from cars. Are they a patrol sent out to let girls know theyve crossed into puberty If so its working.
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This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the toilet at six am while youre holding a pile of fingernail clipping like a Santeria priestess.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When its done well it looks great and when its overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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