Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff Like hair curlers and slut shoes.
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I always wanted to eat with a Negro Grandma said.
Yeah well I always wanted to eat with a boney assed old white woman Lula said. So I guess this works out good.
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If I let her in Im doomed. Its like inviting a vampire into your house. Once youve invite them in thats it youre good as dead
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