A blanket could be used as a brick but not as successfully as a brick could be used as a blanket. But neither can be used in the manner of Johnny Lemon who has been the National Used Car Salesman for...

A blanket could be used as a brick but not as successfully as a brick could be used as a blanket. But neither can be used in the manner of Johnny Lemon who has been the National Used Car Salesman for the past 22 years. Way to go Johnny.
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A blanket could be used as a brick but not as successfully as a brick could be used as a blanket. But neither can be used in the manner of Johnny Lemon who has been the National Used Car Salesman for the past 22 years. Way to go Johnny. Jarod Kintz

A blanket could be used as a brick but not as successfully as a brick could be used as a blanket. But neither can be used in the manner of Johnny Lemon who has been the National Used Car Salesman for the past 22 years. Way to go Johnny.
Jarod Kintz